Confessions

1. I cannot for the life of me figure out how to get my iPhone videos off of my GD {gosh darn} phone. {please enlighten me if you can help}

2. I keep a secret jar of Nutella at my desk.

3. And then eat it by the spoonful.

4. When I am V E R Y desperate for sleep, I bring Izzie into bed with me during one of her middle of the night feedings, and she will stay there for the rest of the night  {and know that I am desperate for sleep 98% of the time}. 

5. I am experiencing withdrawal from not being able to keep up with the Real Housewives and other Bravo delicacies. 

6. I fantasize about having my own furniture rehab business. 

7. This morning was the first time in 4.5 months that I've had the house to myself. It was 10 minutes, and it was an oddly wonderful feeling of freedom. I have vague recollections of feeling that way on a regular basis, in that pre-baby era. 

8. I fantasize about being a professional photographer. 

9. I often look forward to bringing Izzie into bed with me because a) I miss her, and b) she is a very snugly sleeping buddy. 

10. I secretly hope that Izzie gets my freckles. 

11. That jar of Nutella lasts, on average, a week. {see #2}

12. I have a crooked tooth that makes me cringe. 

13. If {more accurately, when} my husband asks how much something costs, sometimes {translation: 99% of the time} I'll knock off a few dollars. {it's for his own good}

14. I'm being conservative when I say "a few". 

15. I go to Barnes & Noble just to read some glossy magazines, because I'm too cheap to subscribe to them.
16. One of those magazines is Us Weekly.

17. I'm out of Nutella

T H E  E N D 

XOXO

Cassie